Be Funny with Online Women

When women are asked what they’re looking for in a man, you’ll find that most of them say the same thing: a guy with a sense of humor, a guy who can make them laugh, etc.

Unfortunately for most guys, they take this meaning that if they act like a stand up, they’ll get laid. However, this can backfire.

If you come across as too funny, women may think of you as Carrot Top instead of Brad Pitt and put you in the “friends” category since you’re being a goofball. Being overly cheesy simply isn’t going to help you get any tail. Being “cleverly” funny without overdoing it is going to help you get laid.

Don’t TRY to be Funny, if you know what I mean..

Being overly funny also makes you look like you’re trying too hard to impress a woman and she’ll see right through that, since women are very observational.

With that in mind, let’s see how to use funny with women the right way.

First of all, don’t be stand up unless you are a stand up. Don’t sit there and start rolling off jokes one after another like, “So what’s the deal with this and what’s the deal with that, huh? huh? huh?” This is cheesy humor and women like clever humor, not cheesy. If they want cheesy stand up, they’ll go to a comedy club.

Clever humor is humor that takes brains and has an element of charm. Let’s say, for example, you’re at a bar and there’s a woman sitting alone at a barstool. A cheesy line would be, “So what’s the deal with this place, huh? You call this a drink? It’s more like a glass of water with some alcohol with it. What’s the deal with that, huh? huh?”

A clever line in this situation would simply be, “Oh, thanks for saving my spot. I’ll have a jack and Coke.” Or you could use a line like, “Are you usually this shy? It’s your job to come up to me say hi.” Then simply work off her reaction and start to get to know her from there. Odds are she’ll say something to the effect of, “What?! Oh, no!!! That’s your job!” It could turn into a playful sparring session — and if she’s game, she’ll definitely let you know! Just keep at it.

Now let’s take a look at using humor on a date.

When you’re on a date, don’t just sit there and tell jokes one after another. The key to using humor on a date is to use observational humor. For example, let’s say you’re both meeting for coffee and see someone walk in who already looks wired and is talking really fast. A good line would be to look over at that person and say, “Uh, do they have rehab for coffee addiction at Promises?” This is something that’s both funny and observational.

Another way to use clever humor is do something called misinterpretation. That’s when, for example, someone asks you a question that can also be taken a different way. For example, let’s say that a woman asks you, “So where are you from?” A misinterpretation
response could be, “My mom’s womb.”

Here’s another example: let’s say you’re walking around a museum and see a piece of art. If her response is something like, “Wow, that’s big.” Your response could be, “Ah, why yes it is. Thank you for noticing!”

Score!

You can also utilize these concepts while corresponding with women online on adult personals sites that are indexed in our dating search engine. When you’re emailing and Instant Messaging women online, you have to work fast because there are other guys trying to get their attention too. So to help “close the deal,” a good line would be, “Look, time is money. If you want to continue, I charge by the hour. And ain’t cheap either. I charge $1000 for my time. But for you, I’ll give you a special introductory rate of only $999.”

A remark like this shows that you’re not only clever with your humor, but that you’re also clearly joking and not being overly arrogant.

A great way to get started with using clever humor on women is to start jotting down good lines to use in specific situations and mentally “recite” them in your head for when it’s time to show them what you’re made of.